Lidt IT-spass :)

Efter jeg sad og googlede lidt på de morsomme artikler om Søren Vase stage, fandt jeg frem til der er et "søen vase stage"-udtryk, og fandt i den forbindelse også nogle andre artikler der var ret så morsomme... udtrykket er åbenbart brugt mellem forhandlere, hvis de har en "dårlig/mærkelig" kunde 🙂

Men her er lidt om hva jeg har fundet, synes selv det er alt for morsomt 😀 have fun

En uvidende,dumdristig person forsøger at "hacke" en anden via chat, men ved vist ik helt hva hacking handler om 🙂
http://www.electric-escape.net/node/1475

Fandt dette link via en elektronik-virksomhed, som snakkede om sjove "søren vase stage"-oplevelser
En dreng forsøger at "stjæle" login-info til en konto fra en anden, men bliver berøvet selv 🙂
http://forums.overclockersclub.com/lofiversion/index.php/t65696.html

og så den sidste med en kunde der brokker sig over sin "kop-holder" på computeren er gået i stykker:

Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"

- Tech: "Yes it is, How may I help you?"

Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broke, and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed.?"

- Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"

Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."

- Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?

Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has 4X on it."
At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller because he couldn't stand it. The caller had been using the load drawer of the drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive!

Meget genialt at bruge cd-rom drev som kop-holder ellers 🙂

her er min favorit:

This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless to say, the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause."

Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee with a caller:

Customer Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?"

Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

CS: "What sort of trouble?"

C: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."

CS: "Went away?"

C: "They disappeared."

CS: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"

C: "Nothing."

CS: "Nothing?"

C: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."

CS: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"

C: "How do I tell?"

CS: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"

C: "What's a sea-prompt?"

CS: "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"

C: "There isn't any cursor, I told you, it won't accept anything I type."

CS: "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

C: "What's a monitor?"

CS: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"

C: "I don't know."

CS: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"

C: "Yes, I think so."

CS: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."

C: ".......Yes, it is."

CS: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"

C: "No."

CS: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."

C: ".......Okay, here it is."

CS: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."

"I can't reach."

CS: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

C: "No."

CS: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"

C: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."

CS: "Dark?"

C: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

CS: "Well, turn on the office light then."

C: "I can't."

CS: "No? Why not?"

C: "Because there's a power outage."

CS: "A power... A power outage? Ah, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"

C: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

CS: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."

C: "Really? Is it that bad?"

CS: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."

C: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

CS: "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHX-SjgQvQ

#2 haha, genialt (:

hehe.. genial video den der nc 😀

Dejligt med denne tråd, så kan jeg få lidt hjælp til et for mig uløseligt problem. Måske er det, fordi jeg til daglig bruger MAC?
På min firma-pc står der tit "Press any key", men den har altså ikke en tast, der hedder "any key". Har jeg mon fået udleveret et forkert tastatur?

den sidder da lige her jery 🙂

#7: desværre - den findes ikke på firma-tastaturet. Nå, jeg opgiver bare.

Ellers må du få firmaet til at punge ud til den her, så får du til gengæld også et 40" skærm med i købet.

Der ydes dog ingen garanti for at den virker til alle pc-mærker, da visse pc'er kan være saboteret af staten. Hvis dette skulle ske for dig, kan du henrette henvendelse til Søren Vase Stage på friktioner@yahoo.dk , så tager han sagen i egen personlig hånd 😀

Ih tak, Lars - hvor er det dejligt, at man kan få hjælp til hvad-som-helst her på AS. Jeg viser dit gode forslag til it-afdelingen på mandag.

For en del år siden, skulle jeg have i kundeservice hos Sonofon og der var lang ventetid med dem sædvanlige du er nr. XX i køen.
Det sjove var dog at den første stykke pausemusik var "Don't give up" (giv ikke op) med Peter Gabriel og Kate Bush 😀
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiCRZLr9oRw
Men kom dog igennem efter ca. 20 minutter *skeptisk*
Mvh.

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Den klassiske fejl:

Lyden virker ikke, man prøver alt med at tjekke om højttalerne er uden strøm og alt det der.. Og man bruger mange timer på det, indtil man opdager at 'Mute' knappen er slået til..😀